Isaac: Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive him not because he had a heart as figuratively good as his literal one sucked, or because he knew more about how to hold a cigarette than any nonsmoker in history, or because he got eighteen years when he should've gotten more.

Augustus Waters: Seventeen.

Isaac: I'm assuming you've got some time, you interupting bastard.

Isaac: I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.

Issac: But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.

   
(originally from johnlockbatch)

 
thehideoustruth:

pyrope-pirate:

dabestredur:

karkatstuck:

no but seriously you guys like they just fucking described homestuck in 3 paragraphs and it actually makes fucking sense

oh my god

how

Now that I know what it’s about, I’m reading it.

thehideoustruth:

pyrope-pirate:

dabestredur:

karkatstuck:

no but seriously you guys like they just fucking described homestuck in 3 paragraphs and it actually makes fucking sense

oh my god

how

Now that I know what it’s about, I’m reading it.

(Source: popufurry, via corporallavi)

           
(originally from popufurry)

 

(Source: ohaldir, via mostrandomfaves)

           
(originally from ohaldir)

             
(originally from rosenotroads)

   

captainseverusblackheart:

ugh

guys

Why is this so adorable

Gay lions, guys

It’s a gay pride.

(Source: captainlucifer, via in-the-swing-of-things)

         
(originally from captainlucifer)

 



“I hope so” (the sexy way you said that)


sobbing 

I hope so” (the sexy way you said that)

sobbing 

(Source: talkstostrangers, via mostrandomfaves)

           
(originally from talkstostrangers)

             
(originally from lokisgotthebluebox)

             
(originally from wild-young-sexy-and-free)

             
             
(originally from kit-harington)
please no god no

 

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